Stephen Hines

Author of Hocus Focus and Valedictorian USA

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Male, 38 years old
Aulmpitt, OH
United States
Member since: May 20, 2008

About me
I was born a poor white boy in a little hick town up north (Willard: where the men are men & the sheep are nervous) in Ohio & moved to southwestern OH in 1998. Now I'm an older, pasty white boy who works too much (I teach, therefore I'm insane).
interestsReading, writing, music (check out my S*HINES music page), computers, nose picking, beer, />sleep, jokes, spending time with my wife & feline children, art, philosophy, etc.
favorite musicTHE WILDHEARTS, KING'S X <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/M DFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmFtYXpvbi5jb20veHYtS 2luZ3MtWC9kcC9CMDAxNVVHTlNDL3JlZj1zc l8xXzU/aWU9VVRGOCZzPW11c2ljJnFpZD0xM jA2Mzg4ODc1JnNyPTgtNQ==">< ;img src="http://www.spvmarketinginc .com/NinaMarketing/kingsxsmall.gif&q uot; alt="CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY" border="0" /></a>, BLACK SABBATH, DRESDEN DOLLS, VELVET REVOLVER, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, PANTERA, GINGER AND THE SONIC CIRCUS, U.S.S.A., NEW YORK DOLLS, JOHNNY THUNDERS AND THE HEARTBREAKERS, AMY WINEHOUSE, ETTA JAMES, ROLLINS BAND, THE BEATLES, SEX PISTOLS, BLACK FLAG, RAMONES, FAITH NO MORE, TOMAHAWK, DAVE WELCH, MR. BUNGLE, SLY & THE FAMILY STONE, POUNDHOUND, SILVER GINGER 5, CIRCLE JERKS, THROW RAG, NIKKA COSTA, IGGY & THE STOOGES, THE BRONX, THE ARCHITECTS, ETC.
favorite tv showsFirefly, Henry Rollins Show, Lil' Bush, Mind of Mencia, Malcolm in the Middle, Daily Show with John Stewart, Family Guy, NFL, Reno 911, Daily Buzz, Seinfeld, King of Queens, Animal Planet, Steven Colbert Show, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, Dead Like Me.
favorite moviesAnything by David Lynch (Mulholland Drive, Fire Walk With Me, Eraserhead, etc.), Fight Club, Pan's Labyrinth, Friday Night Lights, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Austin Powers trilogy, Bubba Ho Tep, Scary Movie 2, Lost in Translation, Garden State, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before X-mas, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Kung Pow, Crash, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Napoleon Dynamite, Star Wars (original trilogy), Shaun of the Dead, Pleasantville, Office Space, Waiting, All Kevin Smith movies (except Jersey Girl!), etc. <object type="application/x-shockwave-f lash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="450" width="385" data="http://cms.xtremewidgets. com/v3/entry/get_swf/37/14071/HTML/a 8f75275dbbbc81cad4687a41f453c62/Exam ple.Widget/1/net_foxsearchlight.swf& quot;> /> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> /> <param name="movie" value="http://cms.xtremewidgets .com/v3/entry/get_swf/37/14071/HTML/ a8f75275dbbbc81cad4687a41f453c62/Exa mple.Widget/1/net_foxsearchlight.swf " /> /> <param name="wmode" value="transparent" /> /></object>
favorite gamesFootball? /> />Wii Tennis?
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schoolOhio State University
occupationTeacher
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